Ron: How long have you been sleeping with Ben?
Leslie: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Ben is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
- Alan Davies: Is there any evidence that people are a bit more bonkers when there’s a full moon?
- Stephen Fry: No. It’s very interesting. There’s been a lot of research about it, and there have been a lot of anecdotal evidence that at loony bins, you have to lock them up on a full moon, but actually, there’s absolutely no clear evidence whatsoever that people behave oddly on a full moon. That is just nonsense.
- Sean Lock: Then why do I go out killing?